Apr 23, 2021 · A young lady, new to golf, was taking her first set of lessons from the local instructor. After a few swings resulting in a duff and the ball rolling a few yards the instructor …

Dec 15, 2020 · The sailor finally made it on the green and lined up his putt. The ball was heading straight and true when a gopher popped out of a hole and stole the ball. The priest was …

I’m a caddie so I spend a lot of time with new groups and hearing different jokes. Certain jokes are more appropriate for certain audiences. My favorite one is when I’ve got a good group of guys …

Jesus and Moses are golfing in heaven. Moses goes first, hits a decent shot that lands close to the green. Jesus steps up and hits the ball, which bounces off a tree, skims over lily pads …

May 19, 2023 · What are some of your favourite golf one liners? I was playing a round with my uncle for the first time yesterday and the man seemed to have endless one liners. Got me …

Mar 22, 2014 · Christian understanding states that Jesus' dad is God. Often times, God is portrayed as an old man. God, believed to be all-powerful, causes the golf ball to immaculately …

Feb 1, 2013 · Dirty golf joke I just came across. :) A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole-in-one. With that a leprechaun jumps out from the trees and says, “I …

This priest decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him. …

George had been playing golf for more than twenty years and, to tell the truth, he was addicted to it. He was so intent on getting in his weekly eighteen holes that he would be seriously upset if …

With the new season rapidly approaching (for those of us with actual winters), I’m curious what everyone’s favorite one-liners are on the course?